January 18, 2011

What I Learned This Morning

I had grapefruit for breakfast.
Then took a drink of my coffee.
Laced with milk.

Bad idea.
Tasted like wet dog.

You know.
Things taste like they smell.
Wet dog does not smell good.
It does not taste good either.

Which reminds me.
Last summer.
One of those really hot days.
I was out during Sonic happy hour.
So, the rule is:
If you are out during that time,
stop and get a drink.

I was in the mood for something new, apparently.
Mango iced tea.
I thought it might taste good.
Sounded good anyway.

Sorry Sonic.
You know I love your drinks.
But mango iced tea.
Tastes like b.o.
And in the summer,
we have plenty of that to go around.
I don't need to drink it too.

The older I get,
the more I sweat.
What in the world is that all about?

I finished my grapefruit.
And took a sip of coffee.
Right before heading out the door.
To take Ezzie to school.
Had to taste it the whole time.
Pretty disgusting.

So, today I learned what wet dog tastes like.
Yeah for me.


The Veers said...

you make me laugh!! i love reading your blog!

Beki - TheRustedChain said...


I swear that Chili cheese fritos taste like old man body odor. Not that I've ever licked an old man's armpit, but you know what I mean...