More Ezzie and Storytime

A couple of weeks ago.
Getting Jobie dressed for storytime.

Ezzie:
That's no fair.
Jobie has a cooler shirt than me for storytime.

So I go digging through his drawer.
Looking for Ezzie's favorite shirt.
And bring it out to him.

Me:
What about this one, buddy?
Pretty cool, huh?

Ezzie:
It's not as cool as Jobie's.
Sigh.
What is he going to be like as a teenager?